1 - The next tableShe sits at her table every Wednesday, has a vegetarian sandwich, and orders coffee for the empty chair across from her. She doesn't seem dangerous, so we don't mind her. She brings character to the cafe. Every cafe needs a crazy lady. 2 - MonicaThe waiter here is nuts. Harmless, but nuts. The first time I came here, I ordered the avocado club and a sweet tea. He graciously took my order and turned to the empty chair across from me. "And for you?" I was sure I misunderstood. "There's no one meeting me today." He looked confused. Turned to me. "What about your friend? Won't he be eating?" Finally I said, "He'll just have coffee." It's funny. I always figured when I ended up in this kind of situation, I'd be in the waiter's position. 3 - WyattFinally, one of them sees me. |